reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu
As of today, I am officially going to be teaching Intro to Microbiology Lab, Wednesday afternoons at Brooklyn College. Terrifying.
Also, here is me and Aust. We just finished a PB&J for dinner because his other daddy abandoned us to work late tonight.
oh heck yeah frick me harder shove your wiener in my butthole heck yes FRICK YES your dong is so big wow dang
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Mike and I had a splendid weekend between bars, party’s, Drunk Shakespeare, seafood dinners, and now it’s alone time. We bought bath bombs from lush and are taking turns relaxing in overpriced soap water
He’s still perfect, it’s confirmed
Just a recap of Austin’s banging 1st bday party last week, the cupcakes were a hit
"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.