nothing special

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kindofsharethat:

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kimbras:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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As of today, I am officially going to be teaching Intro to Microbiology Lab, Wednesday afternoons at Brooklyn College. Terrifying. 

Also, here is me and Aust. We just finished a PB&J for dinner because his other daddy abandoned us to work late tonight.

As of today, I am officially going to be teaching Intro to Microbiology Lab, Wednesday afternoons at Brooklyn College. Terrifying.

Also, here is me and Aust. We just finished a PB&J for dinner because his other daddy abandoned us to work late tonight.

awkwrdduckling:

We have a special puppy. @glennonvalere #latergram

awkwrdduckling:

We have a special puppy. @glennonvalere #latergram


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why do guys in gay porn have to swear so much :3?

dilfgod:

oh heck yeah frick me harder shove your wiener in my butthole heck yes FRICK YES your dong is so big wow dang 

(Source: nayx)

huffingtonpost:

People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.

Watch the powerful Verizon advertisement to really understand what a little girl hears when you tell her she’s pretty.

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Bath timeeee

Mike and I had a splendid weekend between bars, party’s, Drunk Shakespeare, seafood dinners, and now it’s alone time. We bought bath bombs from lush and are taking turns relaxing in overpriced soap water

He’s still perfect, it’s confirmed

veolosim:

Harlem Shake LOK

veolosim:

Harlem Shake LOK


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Just a recap of Austin’s banging 1st bday party last week, the cupcakes were a hit

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

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